is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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