It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
how drunk are you?
Several
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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