Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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