Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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