yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Success! We fucked roommates!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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