you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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