i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
