he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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