I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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