We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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