And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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