as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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