i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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