Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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