I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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