Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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