My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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