Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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