you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
