I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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