...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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