he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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