Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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