im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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