thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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