did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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