My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This is the high leading the old right now
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
