her facebook's as public as her vagina
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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