you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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