Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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