So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is not my ceiling
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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