so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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