im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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