My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We left the knife in your bed.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
