Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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