those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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