I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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