I hate your face
wanna go halves on a baby?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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