508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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