try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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