Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
