new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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