isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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