I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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