Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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