OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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