I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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