yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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