we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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