May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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