Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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